Listened to comedy this morning.

So a few random thoughts that I have decided to vent this morning:At what age do you decide to cut your kid off from breast milk? I heard this morning breast feeding is better for your kid, then formula. Well no shit, but at what age do you cut the kid off. I'm not gonna lie, I think I was 2 or 3 when my mom said "NO MORE TIT FOR YOU!" Maybe thats why I'm such an ass man now? I'm not gonna lie, I love me a great big ass. Anyway, I've heard some cases that the kid is like 13 or 14, still asking for breast milk. At this point, it has to be more of a chore, to breast feed your kid, then it is a pleasure. "Timmy wake up, you need to get your breast milk, before school." Better yet, he wakes up his mom in the middle of the night, saying he wants some milk. I mean you can't send the kid to school, and be like "Tell all you friends, you are still breast feeding." Can't do that, it's a secret. "Timmy, you can't tell anybody you still suck on mommies teet."

I missed my true calling, stand up comedy. Listening to radio this morning, and this stand up comedian is on, just doing his thing, and I'm like "Fuck this guy is funny, I'm gonna go home and not be funny. Put that shit up on my blog, that none of my friends follow, and then put it up on FB. This way they can all suffer from me not being funny." You can now say I have issues, cause I talk to myself. But don't lie, you know you all do it. Just imagine this fat fuck, of a stuttering blabbering bastard, up on stage trying to tell jokes? I'd be sweating worse then Chinese kids, in a Nike sweat shop. Stuttering through every joke, and pretty soon, I'd be knocked out by a beer bottle. At least the audience would hope so. I don't give a fuck what you all say, I'm pretty funny.

Getting old sucks. this morning I looked in mirror, and thought, I still look pretty decent. Then I made a face, Yes I make faces in mirror, this is natural. I used to love to look at myself when I was younger. Though I never did get into watching myself masturbate. I really don't see the point. Chicks I get, they look good with the faces they make, while being pleasured. Men, they just look creepy. Mad face: that face comes out when we are drunk, and can't muster the stamina to keep our arm going to finish.
Sad face: well I watched 30 seconds of my new porn. I spent money on this why?
Relieved face:Girl friend catches you stroking it, and decides she is gonna bang you. Happy face will follow.
Anyway, made face in mirror, and I'm seeing lines, in my face, and I'm like. Shit, I'm 27, and seeing this? The sun is doing me wrong.

Well I think I'm done..... for now. I'll be back again.