Listened to comedy this morning.

So a few random thoughts that I have decided to vent this morning:At what age do you decide to cut your kid off from breast milk? I heard this morning breast feeding is better for your kid, then formula. Well no shit, but at what age do you cut the kid off. I'm not gonna lie, I think I was 2 or 3 when my mom said "NO MORE TIT FOR YOU!" Maybe thats why I'm such an ass man now? I'm not gonna lie, I love me a great big ass. Anyway, I've heard some cases that the kid is like 13 or 14, still asking for breast milk. At this point, it has to be more of a chore, to breast feed your kid, then it is a pleasure. "Timmy wake up, you need to get your breast milk, before school." Better yet, he wakes up his mom in the middle of the night, saying he wants some milk. I mean you can't send the kid to school, and be like "Tell all you friends, you are still breast feeding." Can't do that, it's a secret. "Timmy, you can't tell anybody you still suck on mommies teet."

I missed my true calling, stand up comedy. Listening to radio this morning, and this stand up comedian is on, just doing his thing, and I'm like "Fuck this guy is funny, I'm gonna go home and not be funny. Put that shit up on my blog, that none of my friends follow, and then put it up on FB. This way they can all suffer from me not being funny." You can now say I have issues, cause I talk to myself. But don't lie, you know you all do it. Just imagine this fat fuck, of a stuttering blabbering bastard, up on stage trying to tell jokes? I'd be sweating worse then Chinese kids, in a Nike sweat shop. Stuttering through every joke, and pretty soon, I'd be knocked out by a beer bottle. At least the audience would hope so. I don't give a fuck what you all say, I'm pretty funny.

Getting old sucks. this morning I looked in mirror, and thought, I still look pretty decent. Then I made a face, Yes I make faces in mirror, this is natural. I used to love to look at myself when I was younger. Though I never did get into watching myself masturbate. I really don't see the point. Chicks I get, they look good with the faces they make, while being pleasured. Men, they just look creepy. Mad face: that face comes out when we are drunk, and can't muster the stamina to keep our arm going to finish.
Sad face: well I watched 30 seconds of my new porn. I spent money on this why?
Relieved face:Girl friend catches you stroking it, and decides she is gonna bang you. Happy face will follow.
Anyway, made face in mirror, and I'm seeing lines, in my face, and I'm like. Shit, I'm 27, and seeing this? The sun is doing me wrong.

Well I think I'm done..... for now. I'll be back again.

Rapid fire!

I've been thinking, the first lady:Michelle Obama, has an issue with fast food places. Maybe her real issue, shouldn't be with fast food, but with parents. Oh sure McDonald's, and BK, are those....Oh cover your eyes, I'm gonna say it. Big scary corporation, but are they really to blame for us being fat? Super Size Me, even proved more so how eating McDonald's every day is unhealthy. Now there is a new movie out, saying, what he ate, really wasn't that much. But of course this movie went straight to DVD, cause god forbid we help fast food. I don't know if you heard, but they are evil. I digress, I blame us, and for our fat kids, I blame the parents. This is the problem in America, nobody takes responsibility for their actions anymore. I'm fat, I can tell you why I'm fat. No, Mr.Brant, it's not your fault your fat, it's those big evil corporations. Oh yes, you are right Mrs.Obama. they force me to eat that big mac, they said if I didn't eat it, they'd shoot me. Get out of here, I'm fat...Cause I don't exercise enough, I eat too much, I drink sometimes, and I sit on my ass, most of the day. That is why, I'm fat. See what I just did, that's called. Brace yourself, taking responsibility for my actions. We should all teach our kids this. Now parents, you have fat kids, well this is kinda your fault, not fast food. First mistake, you don't feed your kid properly. Timmy wants 5 big macs, I'm gonna get him 5 big macs. Maybe when the kid is 3, you teach them portion control, and at 5. They have this down, and they won't want 5 big macs. I know people, I'm blowing your mind. You can feed a family on fast food every night, I don't agree with it. I think you should have at least 1 home cooked meal a week. But you can feed them fast food, every night, and keep them from getting fat. Wanna know the secret?!?!?!?!?!? Exercise! Yes, 1 word. along with portion control, send your kid out for some....exercise, and they won't get fat. Or as fat... maybe. "Timmy, you just ate a big mac, go outside and play." Instead we feed our kids, crap, let them drink soda, and they sit in front of the TV, playing video games, or watching mindless television with us. We are lazy, we go to BK, cause we are lazy. Our kids don't exercise, cause we are lazy. We are fat, cause we are lazy. Parents don't wanna go play tag with their kids, instead we rather have our kids watch Jersey Shore....with us. But no, it's not our lack of parenting, that has our kids fat. It's cause of big evil corporations.

Online bullying? You are joking right? This is a big issue, to our government. Granted some college kid, did go out and kill himself, cause his room mate secretly recorded him having sex.....It was gay sex, it was all over the Internet, he killed himself. This was a college kid though, I've heard online bullying being done to 8 year olds. Give me a fucking break. This is not a government fixed problem. Laws are not gonna stop kids, from being mean. If your kid, comes up to you, and says "mom, dad, this kid is bullying me online." Look at your kid, and say "Get the fuck off the Internet then." Or "Well son, block him from talking to you." I don't get why our kids are online unsupervised, at age 8, anyway. Oh, yeah I do, cause I'd rather watch dancing with the stars, then spend time with my offspring. This all comes back to being lazy, being mindless. We were all kids once, we know kids are ruthless. I was picked on in school, I still turned out alright. I don't kill people, I don't cut myself, or others. I'm pretty fucking normal. So stop being more worried about when Teen mom, is on, and worry about your fucking kids.

MTV, I have a whole issue with them, I posted a blog about them on my space.....Yes I said MYSPACE. They are ruining society. Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, OC, Real World, Road Rules. You get my point, all crap. What happened to Nova, I think MTV should do it's retarded viewers a favor, and show nova once a week. With all that crap they show, they should be forced to show, something that will help me learn, once a week. I'm gonna write my congressman, and tell him. No I'm not, this is back to parenting. I'm so sick of people not taking responsibility for their actions. Hell, what happened to losing in school? Well son, you lost...in everything. Football? You got cut. Baseball? you sucked, you got cut. Basketball? Yeah, you sucked at that too, cut. You just aren't meant to play sports. No instead we get an award. Best loser, you are the worst at everything, and therefor. You are the best loser. We wonder why kids have no backbone, don't stand up, when being picked on. We coddle them, baby them, never make them get tough. At some point, you have to be mean. Parents back in the day, were mean, when they needed to be. Now you can't even spank.....YOUR OWN FUCKING KID! My dad, he tore me down, a few times, then built me backup. I'm a better man for it. Mom did the same thing. They didn't coddle me, and try to protect me from everything, and every bully in life. They did a damn fine job, and i think I do alright. Let's take some responsibility in life, for our actions. You get a girl knocked up, be a father to your kid, and be a gentleman to your kids mother. These are simple things in life. I'm no brain surgeon, but even I can figure some shit out.

No I'm not a parent, no I'm not a teacher, no I'm not a bully. That is all.

I guess

So it's been on my mind for awhile, and now it's time to write about it. When we are born, we hopefully are born into a loving family, with loving parents. Sometimes our parents don't know how to express this love, towards you, your siblings, or even their partner. But yet we still know they love us. We are their offspring, they created us. They vow to protect us, and keep us safe. Little do they realize one day, they won't be able to keep this promise. Sometimes we hurt ourselves, and other times, others hurt us. But at anyrate, we are going to be hurt at some point.

We grow up, they change us, take care of our needs, kiss our bumps and bruises,tuck us in at night,tell us no monsters are going to get us. everlasting love. We hit school, things change, we make friends, we screw up, and get into trouble. Sure you got into trouble at home, but at school it's completely different. Oneday we hit the stage of "My parents are stupid", we rebel, and don't listen. We may flunk a grade, or a class. But if we are lucky our parents show us tough love, and you come out ontop.

I don't really see my parents as my parents anymore. I'm 26, no longer need help in school, still need life advice from time to time, and I'm sure if I go back to school, I'll be calling my dad. I'm sure they still see me as their son, just older, and not the sweet little boy I used to be. If I was ever sweet,just ask my mom. I was a screaming little brat. But I ask the question, when does them protecting us, raising us stop? It probably never stops, lets be honest, even after they leave this world, our parents still teach us. I've messed up a lot, stupid decesions mostly. But everytime, they are there, help me out. Show me the error in my ways, and most of the time I'm not smart enough to avoid the same mistake. Stubborn young, man with no direction in life I guess.

Our parents raise us, with the best intentions in this world. Sometimes the best intentions aren't good enough, other times, we find our own intentions, and just fly off the handle. Our parents don't know all, but I'll say 9 times out of 10, they know better then we do. I think all a parent can ask for, is for us to be a better version of them. Maybe smarter, wealthier, more generous, more kids then they had. Don't we all want to see the family name carried on?

So that's all I got, another waste of your time. But isn't that what blogging is about, wasting time, making you think about something else, then our own fucked up lives. I'll be back again, I hope.

Funny I think

Alright so while I wasat work doing feul line my creative energy was at high level and I said when I get home this bulletin will make people laugh so I'm gonna try to get this going.My first memory I was 4. It was my birthday I remember my parents got me this huge spider and I was affraid of this fucking thing. My brother thought it was the coolest and I remember from tapes and my personal memory that I sat on the couch next to my mom keeping my feet away from it. Lets fast foward to some entertaining shit.The family gets it's first dog. We were walking around the mall and this guy was walking around with a black lab and I was lke oh I want it. He offered it to my parents for free he just had to get rid of it. They said no the first time but when he came back the second time they broke down and took it. Well a week later I was in the hospital cause my asthma got so bad from all the pet dander and shit. My kindergarton made me a card signed by a bunch of people saying get better. This is when i learned that needles will never bother me in my life. Not much entertainment in this one either.Joshua Brant gets an alergy check. My mom and dad took me to the hospital to see what shit I was alergic to. My dad worked up in Philly so we rode up with him. I met the doctor and some hot assistant had me lay on my stomach and she used my back as an allergy test. This was the closest I ever came to crying from a doctor test. Not much entertainment here either.Alright so after some tests in my school they realized I'm not like the others I'm a stupid kid and needs special calsses. This was the coolest shit ever. I went into a special class. I had one teacher his name was MR.D. Well he had a really hard last name and I can't spell it but he was cool. Anyway I'm still stupid today so I guess the class didn't do me much good.Sorry your gonna have a small penis for life. I went for an asthma check up and I was like 15 but still 5 foot nothing. I was starting to get upset from this I wanted to atleast be 6 foot so I could fight my older brother and not get my ass kicked. Anyway my mom asked the doctor if I was going to grow. He told me to take off my pants and and underwear. At that point it was tighty whities so I did so. He saw that I had pubes and he kinda laughed at my small penis. He told my mom and me that I might grow a few more inches but more than likley I will be a midget for life. So my football career was shot at this point.I cum for the first time. My family went to a dinner. They took my brother with them so I was home alone. My older brother told me about jerking off but I never wanted to. So I was talking to Laurel on the phone and sitting on my couch. I always had my hands down my pants since I was like 3. I would walk around and have a hand down my pants cupping my balls and enjoying this extension of my body. As normal I hand down my pants and I was talking to her. Well it felt good and I kinda started stroking myself. A few seconds later I had came and had a wet spot in my tighty whities. What followed sucked. I had a boner that would not go away. I pissed out back and my dick stayed hard. I beat off again cause it felt good and my dick stayed hard. I was the worst boner I ever had. Even when my family got home I still had a hard on. Lucky for me I was blessed with a small penis so they didn't realize I was walking around with a hard on from hell. Ever since that day I have been hooked. I made jerking off a game. One day I decided to see how many times I could jerk off. I think I got to like 15 before my penis started to hurt and I figured I better stop beating off before my dick turns to leather.Some other shit happens in my life and thie chick who sat with me at my bus stop was kinda cute. Me and her kissed when I was in grade school and we dated but since I had no ide how to fuck a pussy we never did anything but kissed and I kinda felt her up. Well we stopped talking and when I saw her again at my bus stop she had grown breasts and I mean a nice rack. I always thought if I try something we can go in the woods and fuck. Never so lucky I just had a few wet dreams about her and even when I talked dirty to her she just kinda laughed about it.I hit the curtain. So I learned what shooting my load was and I was hooked. The longer I jerked off the higher it went and it felt better. My parents got a satalite dish and we didn't pay for cable. A black box shall we say and I'm not talking about black girls. With this we got porn channels. No sound but hey porn was porn I enjoyed the fuck out of it. So once again I'm home alone I cut school and I was beating off to porn off the dish. Well I always liked to cum to a hot chick. Who knows how long I was beating off for but I finally cum and I hear something hit above me. I look down at my cock and see there is not a real big mess there. I was like where the fuck is my load. I stad up and turn and see my load on the curtain. I try to wipe it away but no such luck. It wasn't a big spot so I hoped my parents wouldn't see it. I spent the rest of the day beating off a few more times and hoping my parents wouldn't see my DNA on the curtain. My dad comes hom and I'm like hey dad. The first thing he says is "Who the hell shot their load on th curtain?" I respond quickly "Earl did it." (Earl is my older brother) Till the day we moved out my DNA remained on that curtain.I get a lap dance. Laurel calls me up and says come over. Her friend Susie was down and my god I had the hots for this chick. Laurel was hot also but Susie had tits and I enjoyed looking at them. Anyway it was like 10 at night and I ran down to Laurels house. I get there and Ryan was there a neighbor of theirs and Susie and Laurel were dancing to Britney Spears Hit me baby one more time. I shoot the shit with Ryan and Danny (Laurels brother and my best friend since kindergarton) Laurel calls me and Ryan down to her room. We go in there and she closes the door she hands us each a dollar and says you can tip us. Well I got my fist lap dance and that dollar went to places I had never touched before. Down Laurels pants and down Susies top. I enjoyed that night. Didn't get my dick wet but it let Laurel and Susie know I wasn't working with a big dick which is probally why I never fucked them.I moved to Arizona when I was 16 and there went my friends. This sucked but it was the best thing my parents could've done.I just got hired at America West Airlines and I was supposed to be in bed cause I had training in the morning but I said fuck that. I picked up Devon and Tim from their houses I had my truck and we went down to the park to shoot some hoops. Well there was a hot chick there I can't remember her name but Tim liked her and she was cute. Well it after shooting some hoops and sweating our asses off it was time to go. I went down the street and flipped a bitch. I was driving Tim was in the middle and Devon was in the passanger seat. I was going to fast and wrecked. I used the steering wheel as a face stopper and knocked out two of my teeth. One of them being my front one. With that I think any confidence I had before I lost with that front tooth. I wake up to them smell of gasoline and I realized I just fucked up huge. Devon was running around to the neighbors house to get help. Tim was stuck in the truck he couldn't get his foot free of the gear shifter. Well I get taken to the hospital and the nurse says we need to give you a catheter. I tell the nurse not to laugh at me. She asked my why and I said cause I have a small dick. She said not to worry. Call it bad timing but as I'm getting my catheter inserted my Mom entered and I was screaming fuck. Good times and later on that night I was kept for observation my mom sat on the bed with me and kinda pulled on my catheter.The man the myth the legend Shaggy is born. After returning to America West after my accident I started training over again with a new class. Well I had semi long hair and a patch on my chin that made me look a little like Shaggy. Missy one of my class mates said we'll call you Shaggy andd after I started working on the ramp she crossed out my name and wrote "Shaggy". The monster was born and I have been going by Shaggy ever since.I met this guy named Allen at my job and he was cool. I also met BP and Sevy by getting to know Allen. Well Madden 03 I think was just realesed and Allen says hey come to BP's were having a Madden party. Alright I'll show up. My friend and future room mate Kingman picked me up and I was ready to go party. Now I told my parents I was never going to drink or smoke weed in my entire life. Boy I couldn't be more wrong. I was saying that shit to them since I was like 7. So we get to BP's house and beer is flowing and I'm not drinking. BP sees my hands are empty and he hands me a beer. I open it and hear the sweet sound. Well I got drunk for my very first time that night, and Kingman got plastered. He threw up in the back yard of BP's house and passed out by the toilet. Oh it was fun. Ever since then I have had a beer in my hand, and while they haveall moved onto better things I'm still living the joy of a ramper.Sorry son you have a small dick and you cum to quick. Sounds like a song. After going pussyless for 18 years I finally got to beat some pussy up. How we met you ask. Her daughter sent me a message. She had the wrong number. I tried to keep talking but her daughter shut me down. A few days later I was at work and bored so I sent a message to this unknown person I get her mom. We talk and shoot the shit a week later I meet Vivian and we go to the movies. I made my brother feel like a 3rd wheel by the end of the movie and on the car ride home I was making out with Vivian. It was thanksgiving or right around then. We dropped her off at her house and Earl said we would come pick her back up after dinner and he'll drop us off at my apartment. We pick her back up and Earl drops us off. My room mates weren't home and we enterted my bedroom. We make out for an hour or 2 and Vivian said we need to stop if we don't want to go any further. So she lays down next to me and we try to sleep. Thank you room mates for coming home drunk. Kingman and Pete come up the stairs they are both drunk. Kandice doesn't want to drive cause she was a cunt so they knock on my door and ask me to take them down to walmart to get some booze. I say I will be happy to. Vivian meets my room mates and we all go down to walyworld. Vivian asks for a 6 pack of some shit and we go back to the apartment and start drinking and playing board games. After a shot I vomit on myself mostly and a little in the sink. Vivain tells me to take a shower and as I'm doing so she enters the bath room to check up on me. She opens the shower door and kisses me. I believe she whispered in my ear "I want to fuck you." I wanted to fuck her and get my dick it's first taste of pussy. She leaves the room and I finish getting the vomit off of me. Well it was approaching 5 in the morning before we started to say hey we should go to bed. We enter my room and as us drunks made out one thing led to another and soon I was strapping up my soldier for his first dive into a vigina. Well I fucked her and I lasted about 30 seconds before I came. Lucky for me and her my dick is ready for another round in no time but it wasn't any better for her. Once again I came pretty quick but I think I managed to last long enough to make her cum but she might have faked it. Anyway I learned that night I wasn't blessed with a big dick and I was a premature ejackulator. Oh Shaggy your going to make a girl very unhappy one day.The accident. I was working alot of hours enjoying the fuck out of helping my parents with the bills around the house. So August 18th 2007 I was headed into work about 4:45 in the morning. It was my last double before my vacation and I was going to dog sit for some friends of mine. They were going to stock their fridge with beer for me. I was looking foward to this. It was like my bliss after busting my ass. So I have my system up and I was listening to this CD camel mailed to me. My windows were down and I was rocking out. UP ahead there was an accident and flairs telling me to get over. I look and switch lanes out of the HOV lane. Well I guess I didn't look good enough cause next thing I know I hear tires screeching and when I come to and my truck is stopped. I try to open my door but have no luck so I crawl out my window and some dude is running up to me. I was pretty calm and i asked the dude what happened. I flipped from the fast lane all the way over to the slow lane most of my truck sat on the side of the freeway. I was fucking awesome and I wish there was video of it. I would love to see that shit. This is when I gave up in god. I was doing good in life and then this shit happened so I said fuck God. I also said fuck Jesus on Christmas day but who gives a fuck.So what else will make you guys laugh. I'm pretty hung over and drinking a beer. So what it's only 3:30 in the afternoon. Go fuck yourself if you judge me. NOFX show tonight but down think I'm going I wanna make it to Allen and Kara's so who wants to give me a ride to the west valley?? Well most of this sucked but there were a few funny parts so I hope I kina lightened up your mood. Not as good as the pissing on Tonys cat bulletin but hey I can't always do shit like that. If I used your name and you didn't want me to I'm sorry. Vivian and Beth I'm sorry to both of you cause you guys let me fuck you and I'm no fucking big dick great fuck so any mispleasure I caused you I'm sorry. I tried to lick your pussy good to make up for it but I think I suck at that too. Well I'm gonna beat off to internet porn I think and pass out again. Have a good rest of your weekend.

What the hell

Alright so this is my first time on a blog website but I have been blogging for a while via myspace and shit like that, but on myspace I don't get the feed back that I want so I'm hoping this will help and you all enjoy my blogs.

So I wake up this afternoon about 1PM and go down stairs and turn on ESPN real quick. I see Jet's fans react to Eric Mangini being fired. I laugh and yell up to Beth "Yes he was fired I'm so fucking happy!!" This is why I'm happy. I think he is a peice of shit. He has done nothing in his career as a coach he was made out to be better than he was cause of the Pats, and all he will be remembered for is busting Spy Gate wide open. What does that make him...worthless. Will he ever be hired again?? Another coach is going to think he is a tatle tale. He is like the little brother that goes to the parents when you do something wrong. Ohhhh I'm telling mommy and daddy. Screw you. I also have to think if the Jets are trying to bring Favre back. Last night reports surfaced that Favre wasn't really happy about playing for Mangini. So maybe the Jets figured we can get Brett back for one last year and maybe make a Super Bowl run. That all depends if his shoulder can take another year of putting up 500 pass attempts or how many ever he did. Bretts is old and Mangini was worthless. He didn't help the Jets or the NFL. He made it worse. NFL now has the government breathing down their neck, which I think they have no right to do, and the Jets made the playoffs only once in their run with Mangini. Happy trails Mangini I hope to never see you again.

Then Romeo Crennel gets fired from the Browns. This is no big shock. Last year late in the season they started to make noise and "experts" and fans were thinking "This team will be good next year." Well what happened. Derek Anderson was exploited. You give coaches in the NFL a chance to study tape and they will find what your not good at if your an average QB. So Anderson comes out and suddenly he is like oh crap coaches figured me out. What do I do now?? Also Edwards dropping passes didn't help, and Kellen "I'm a soldier" Winslow saying the Browns didn't care about him didn't help in the locker room. This team lost hope early, and maybe they lost in the off season after they figured were starting to get good lets not try so hard. Hey I'm just throwing it out there. Anyway Crennel I hope to see you again in the NFL, maybe your not cut out to be a head coach, and you can be a good assistant.

The Lions go 0 and 16 and Rod Marinelli is canned from head coach. This guy was never given a chance to win with this team. Kitna predicting 10 wins and this and that put alot of pressure on the team, and with Matt Millen as your GM of football for 2 and a half years of you being coach doesn't help. Millen had no clue of what he was doing in the front office. Sure he was a fine player, but that doesn't make you a good finder of players. Half of their 1st round picks were busts. Their wide out core was supposed to be solid and one of the best instead it was worhtless. Calvin Johnson maybe the only wide out that turned out to be worth something in the core. He is still young the jury is still out on him. Anyway I still think Marinelli should've had another crack. Yes they say year 3 is your year as head coach or GM to make a statement. You have now had 2 draft classes of people you like for your system and the team should start to be looking good. Well the Lions had bust after bust of draft classes and Marinelli pays the price with his job. I hope his son in law isn't do upset about it. Marinelli I hope to see you on the side lines next season, maybe not as a head coach but as an assistant.

Next to go should be Herm Edwards of the Cheifs. This guy is nothing as a coach. He was never good with the Jets and never good with the Cheifs. Has he ever had a winning season there?? Yeah maybe one I think. I wanna know how this guy remains in the NFL?? Maybe cause the old GM traded for him and he didn't want to admit a mistake by firing him, but whoever takes over for the Cheifs should have Edwards fired. He wasn't worth a draft pick, hell when has any coach been worth a draft pick, and a coach like Edwards?? This guy likes field goals over TD's he settles for points and just cause he looks angry on the side lines doesn't mean he is good. If I was in Edwards shoes I would be laughing to the bank. "Ha this team is too stupid to fire me and their paying me lots of money and I suck." Yes Edwards you do suck and I hope to never see you again in the NFL or on any network pre/post game show.

The Cowboys crumble. Oh it was so nice to wake up and read from Allen "Cowgirls lose Eagles in as a wild card!!" So who do you blame Owens Romo or Phillips?? Hey how about Jerry Jones?? Yes the owner of one of the most winningest franchises in history. Do you think Phillips has the balls to stand up to Jerry Jones?? I doubt it I think Jones says "Hey Wade I'm going to bring in Pacman Jones. What do you think?" Wade "Garggle garggle your cock taste so good can you get it any further down my throat?" Then ESPN bringing their own drama to the Cowboys saying Owens is mad about not getting enough touches. Well I really do think he said it and his post game confrence was a joke. Trying to act like an unselfish player who really wants a ring. Ownes wants stats and nothing to do with team chemistry. He has been a cancer to every franchise he has gone to and it's only a matter of time before he infects the Cowboys. As for Romo we all know he is a choke artist. Fumble the snap on a game winning FG, and then chokes in the playoffs cause his girl is there. Fans of the Cowboys don't blame Jessica for Romos' fuck ups. Just admit he is an average QB, but once the pressure is on he can't handle it. Hey Payton was the sameway for alot of years. Never won a bowl game in college and how many times did he fuck up in the post season before they got it right. The Cowboys..no I'm sorry Jerry Jones has one thing left to think of. Do I have too many selfish players on this team to win?? He will answere that with no and fire Phillips. I won't be upset by this one bit and I'll say happy trails.

Mike Singletary getting promoted to head coach is such great news to me. When this guy dropped his pants during a half time speech I was sold on him. What coach besides him do you know that will do that. Hell he sent Vernon Davis off the field before the game was even over. Hell they should've beat the Cardinals on MNF if Mike Martz wasn't such a jack ass. I hope to see the 49ers do good next season and Mike Singletary not change one bit. He played the game right and he played hard. He expects the same from these current NFL cry babies.

Mike Shanahan gets fired from the Broncos. Now a good friend of mine is a huge Broncos fan and the before Mike got the ax he sent me a text saying "Shanahan fired." I turned on ESPN and nothing was up there so I asked how he knew and he told me the former and now dead owner of the Broncos told him. The next day it happens and I'm kinda shocked by this. I mean yes the defense for the Broncos the last 2 years has sucked. The couldn't stop a high school running game. They sucked on defense. This year they came out and Cutler had the keys to the care and in their first two games they tore apart defenses while their defense was also getting torn apart. Now we all know that good offense can't go on forever and it ran out and the Broncos were still left with their shitty defense. So Shanahan had fired the three previous defensive coaches and yet the defense didn't get any better. So maybe it was time for him to go. After all he was in charge of bringing in all the people that played on his team. So after 14 years as head coach of the Broncos it is all over. Will he retire or try to coach someplace else. Early reports have it he wants to coach come more. Well to you mike Shanahan I wish you best of luck. I always liked you as a coach and hope you do just as good at your next NFL stop.

Well that will conclude this blog. Happy new year.